Songbook For Next Year

This old man,
He told me,
Wayne Rooney has got VD,
With a knick knack paddywack,
Give a dog a bone,
Man Utd
FUCK OFF HOME!


He's just a poor little scouser,
His face is all battered and torn,
He made me feel sick,
So i hit him with a brick,
And now he can't sing anymore


In your Liverpool slums,
In your Liverpool slums,
You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead dog and you think it's a treat,
In you Liverpool slums


Oh i do like to be beside the seaside,
Oh i do like to be beside the sea,
Oh i do like to stroll along the prom prom prom,
Where the brass band plays,
Tiddly om pom pom,
Fuck off West Brom,
Fuck off West Brom


With a packet of sweets and an ice-cream van,
Arsene Wenger's got Madeline McCann


If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the arse of a crow,
I'd fly over Anfield tomorrow and shit on the bastards below below,
And shit on the bastards below

Sit down Pinocchio (Gareth Southgate)

Ryan Giggs Ryan Giggs,
Takes it up the bum,
Ryan Giggs Ryan Giggs,
Ferguson's his mum,
Sponosored by Reebok,
Looks like Mr Spock,
Ryan Giggs,
Ryan Giggs,
Ryan Giggs,

Ooooooooooooh wanky wanky,
wanky wanky wanky wanderers (Bolton not Wolves.

Ha!)

we're the best behaved supporters in the land,
we're the best behaved supporters in the land,
we're the best behaved supporters
best behaved supporters,
best behaved supporters in the land...............
.....................we're a right bunch of bastards when we lose,
we're a right bunch of bastards when we lose,
We're a right bunch of bastards,
right bunch of bastards,
right bunch of bastards when we lose

all things bright and beautiful,
all creatures great and small,
STOKE CITY rule the midlands,
and the Villa rule fuck all

We're city we're barmy,
We're off our fuckin heads,
fuckin heads,
fuckin heads

He's shit he's blue,
He eats meals for two,
Fat Frank,
Fat Frank

Fat Paris Hilton,
You're just a fat Paris Hilton,
Fat Paris Hilton,
You're just a fat Paris Hilton (Liverpool's Voronin)





Congratulations if you got this far.

I clearly have too much time on my hands don't i?

Ah well.



See you all in the Premiership

Ah yes!!

Pottersmania Premiership Vibe

They've only gone and bloody done it!!

I'm immensely proud today