Tommy Von Stroller Meets The Edge

Since i don't have a job, i've spent today making a silly animated series about U2...

Play them in order below

Episode one



Episode Two



Episode Three



Episode Four



Episode Five



Episode Six



Well, that kept me out of mischief for an afternoon...

Tommy Von Stroller

To Be Continued...

xtranormal

A website where you can make your own movies.

www.xtranormal.com

Here's my first attempt



And my tribute to Dead Man's Shoes




Expect more crap movies to follow

The Phenomenal Handclap Band

Are phenomenal. The spirit of The Regular Fries lives on in the form of a bunch of what appear to be kaftan wearing New York Hippie types...





The Supremes style girl live singing arrangement is long overdue in modern popular music as well. (1 min 59 into the second video)

I'm going to have to go and see these buggers live. Get lubricated on cheap e's beforehand and dance like a rubber limbed Ukranian gymnast who's listening to Voodoo Ray for the first time. Whilst pulling a mad kipper like the one i'm pulling below (left hand side) at Glasto a few years back. Acting like i'm 21 again. Oh ah!



That's the power of New York drug-funk for you

P-p-passion P-p-pit

I like their new album. Tis ace. Called 'Manners.'

For those with spotify, whack this code in your searchy bar effort

spotify:album:1ooLVHhUYstvazUoOtUPSn



Ps. I went down to the brit earlier and i saw Paul Scholes washing Djibril Cisse's car outside the club shop. True story

An ode to Gerry Francis's mullet

Gerry Francis' mullet,
Oh how i'd like to pull it,
My fingers firm my digits ensconced,
Amidst those wisps at the back of your bonce,
Oh Gerry does your talent to coach,
Lie within your Chris Waddly hairdo approach?
If i rip it from root will we still bear the fruit,
Of your power to make us so tactically astute?
You're the Samson of Stoke,
You're the meat in our lobby,
You're a wonderful bloke,
And your hair is your hobby,
It's grey and it's long and it's silky and smooth,
And it's just like the football with which we have proved,
How to shoot up the Prem like a speeding red bullet,
And it's all down to you Gerry and your magnificent mullet

I love you Gerry

Frank Wilson

Amazing song. I learnt the bloody chords earlier so i can bore everyone to death with drunken versions of it at 3am! Fuckin brilliant song. The ladies will be putty in my drunken hands

Here I am on bended knees
I lay my heart down at your feet
Now do I love you

All you have to do is ask
I'll give until there's nothing left
do I love you

As long as there is life in me
Our happiness is guaranteed
I'll fill your heart with ecstasy, forever darling

Do I love you?
Do I love you?
Do I love you?
Indeed I do Indeed I do

The very thing that I want most
Is just to have and hold you close
Do I love you?

From early morning until late at night
You fill my heart with pure delight
Do I love you?

Now whenever I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord your soul to keep
And bring you home safe to me, for ever darling

Do I love you?
Do I love you?
Do I love you?

Indeed I do, sweet darling, indeed I do

(instrumental break)

Now whenever I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord your soul to keep
And bring you home safe to me
for ever darling

Do I love you?
Do I love you?
Do I love you?
Indeed I do, little darling, indeed I do

I don't want to go to 'the dentists'

A sadistic dentist will be ripping half my face off in precisely one and a quarter hours. I've had this Costello tune in my head all morning. Except i swap 'chelsea' for 'the dentist'. Bloody Elvis, the miserable pig. I'd bloody love to be going to Stamford Bridge to laugh in Drogba's face. But i'm not. I'm going to Tunstall to have a tooth pulled. Wicky wah wah

Super Duper Furry Animals

I'm currently thrashing their new album, Dark Days/Light Years. It's a squonky, squirky, fruity, bendy AND wooshy delight. More akin to Guerilla than their last couple of efforts. Crackin



This track's called Moped Eyes

Doosh doosh

The Geordie Nation

I got talking to a heroically pissed man on the bus after the match yesterday. The talk turned to the relegation battle that we find ourselves in and the various other teams involved. Those fun-loving salt of the earth geordies being one of them. The pissed man dismissed them with an effortless couple of sentences...

"Newcastle?!" He said. "The geordie nation? I'll tell you what happened there. When they built Hadrian's Wall, a Scotsman jumped over it and fucked a pig."



Looking at the above pictorial evidence, you'd have to agree that there may be some merit to his theory.

To quote a north-east hero.

"I would love it if Newcastle went down. LOVE IT!"