The Geordie Nation

I got talking to a heroically pissed man on the bus after the match yesterday. The talk turned to the relegation battle that we find ourselves in and the various other teams involved. Those fun-loving salt of the earth geordies being one of them. The pissed man dismissed them with an effortless couple of sentences...

"Newcastle?!" He said. "The geordie nation? I'll tell you what happened there. When they built Hadrian's Wall, a Scotsman jumped over it and fucked a pig."



Looking at the above pictorial evidence, you'd have to agree that there may be some merit to his theory.

To quote a north-east hero.

"I would love it if Newcastle went down. LOVE IT!"